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Beets, Paint, and Amy Winehouse
The junky details of (my) life.
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lovingthystruggle:

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

Lmfao
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whatifscientistcarlos:

staticoptics:

Allow me to explain the anatomy of a cat’s paw.

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Smush beans!!! Piddle paws. Liddle piddles. Smoosh bean piddly doos.

Fluffstuff pink piddle chubber bubbies.

As a biologist I can attest for the accuracy of this. 

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bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

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warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

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plathae:

hippiesispunkz:

craziest ad ive seen in a while

omfg 
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highkeygay:

OHMYGOD
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acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat